Would you mind finding Eileen and asking her why she’s late? It doesn’t normally take her this long to terminate an employee.
People who are not blessed with the ability to make others laugh compensate for that by saying (or trying to say) things that are profound.
Everything around you that you call life was made up by people, and you can change it.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
The day when the fire that we had lit in our minds reaches our hearts, we will start turning every person that we come in contact with into ashes. We become the ghosts that we always feared.
Bad weather never stopped anyone from reaping a good harvest.
Be Fearful When Others Are Greedy and Greedy When Others Are Fearful
I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is 'In 15 minutes everybody will be famous.'
The man who can fully understand the word covenant is a theologian. That is the key of all theology—the covenant of works by which we fell, and the covenant of grace by which we stand, Christ fulfilli...
Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations.
I raised you so high that every other man on earth is now doomed to live in your shadow.