If it pleases you and you can write at all, it's gonna please somebody else.
What I think I'll do is I'll do my best to yank Debbie out of me by the roots. And then I'll turn up on your doorstep, one day when you least expect it, and I'll hope by then you will have given up on...
As exits go, that's a good one. It was pretty hard to have the last word with a vampire.