Are you going to wolf out and eat me now?Certainly not, you'd be stringy and hard to digest.But kosher.I'll be sure to point any Jewish lycanthropes in your direction.
Dudes, He said, Do not follow other dudes to the bathroom.Isabelle sighed. Latent homosexual panic will do you in every time
Yes...and I'm worried that if you get into the habit of making out with your instructors, you'll wind up making out with him too.Don't be sexist. They could find me a female instructor.In that case, y...
Going round and around inside a dryer can be fatal, whereas pasta is rarely fatal. Unless Isabelle makes it.
I'm not sure you're quite sensible of the honor I'm doing you, Jace said. you'll be the first mundane who has ever been inside the Institute. Probably the smell keeps the rest of them away.
To his children, Will showed the same love he had always shown to her, fierce and unyielding. And the same protectiveness he had only ever showed to one other person: the person James had been named a...
A pair of werewolves occupied another booth. They were eating raw shanks of lamb and arguing about who would win in a fight: Dumbledore from Harry Potter books or Magnus Bane.Dumbledore would totally...
She knew how breakups went from hearing other girls complain about them. First the pulling away, the gradual refusal to return notes or phone calls. The vague messages saying nothing was wrong, that t...
She had made the choice for him - in a moment of flight and panic, but she had made it - not realizing that her Jace would rather die than be like this, and that she'd been not so much saving his life...
Well, I'm certainly not Ragnor Fell the exotic dancer.
Luke moved as silently as fog, while Maryse's heels sounded like gunshots on the marble floor. Clary wondered if Isabelle's propensity for unsuitable footwear was genetic.
Mark, looking beatific, took the dispenser of maple syrup off the table and upended it over his strawberries. He picked one up and put it in his mouth, stem and all. Julian stared at him.What? Mark sa...
The front door shut, leaving Alec sitting in the half-lit garden, alone. He closed his eyes for a moment, the image of a face hovering behind his lids. Not Jace's face, for a change. The eyes set in t...
Jace perched on the windowsill and looked down at him. You really don't get this bodyguard thing, do you?I didn't even think you liked me all that much, said Simon. Is this one of those keep-your-frie...
All knowledge hurts.
I prefer the school of life.
There is no pretending,Jace said with absolute clarity.I love you,and I will love you until I die,and if there's a life after that,I'll love you then.She caught her breath.He had said it-the words the...
We're late, she said, The show is supposed to start in ten minutes. If some people hadn't decided that 'semiformal' meant 'seminaked'-Why are you calling me 'some people'? Mark inquired. I am only one...
I have a fetish for damsels in distress.Don’t be sexist.Not at all. My services are also available to gentlemen in distress. It’s an equal opportunity fetish.
The rat, huddled in the hollow of her palms, squeaked glumly. Delighted, she hugged him to her chest. Oh poor baby, she crooned, almost as if he really were a pet. Poor Simon, it'll be fine, I promise...
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