Carrie Vaughn Quote
I'm a werewolf trapped in a human body.Well, yeah, that's kind of the definition.No, really. I'm trapped.Oh? When was the last time you shape-shifted?That's just it - I've never shape-shifted.So you're not really a werewolf.Not yet. But I was meant to be one, I just know it. How do I get a werewolf to attack me?Stand in the middle of a forest under a full moon with a raw steak tied to your face, holding a sign that says, 'Eat me; I'm stupid'?
Carrie Vaughn
I'm a werewolf trapped in a human body.Well, yeah, that's kind of the definition.No, really. I'm trapped.Oh? When was the last time you shape-shifted?That's just it - I've never shape-shifted.So you're not really a werewolf.Not yet. But I was meant to be one, I just know it. How do I get a werewolf to attack me?Stand in the middle of a forest under a full moon with a raw steak tied to your face, holding a sign that says, 'Eat me; I'm stupid'?
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About Carrie Vaughn
Carrie Vaughn (born January 28, 1973) is an American writer, the author of the urban fantasy Kitty Norville series. She has published more than 60 short stories in science fiction and fantasy magazines as well as short story anthologies and internet magazines. She is one of the authors for the Wild Cards books. Vaughn won the 2018 Philip K. Dick Award for Bannerless, and has been nominated for the Hugo Award.