You have a girlfriend? said Brian. You never told us. I'm not going to tell you now either. Don't tell Mom and Dad, don't tell Jodie, don't tell Bren. Why not? said Brian. Mom and Dad would be thrilled. Unless she's some disgusting skank leading you down a sick and twisted path.
Caroline B. Cooney
You have a girlfriend? said Brian. You never told us. I'm not going to tell you now either. Don't tell Mom and Dad, don't tell Jodie, don't tell Bren. Why not? said Brian. Mom and Dad would be thrilled. Unless she's some disgusting skank leading you down a sick and twisted path.