Turnpikes at night were like girl talk: not interesting.
I count my blessings as follows:1) I'm alive.2) Beauty is in the world all around me.3) I share my love with everyone and not just a select few.4) I give thanks to whoever made and created us no matte...
There is no absurdity so palpable but that it may be firmly planted in the human head if you only begin to inculcate it before the age of five, by constantly repeating it with an air of great solemnit...
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
We demand privacy, yet we glorify those that break into computers.
It is man and not the Bible that needs correcting. Greater and more careful scholarship has shown that apparent contradictions were caused by incorrect translations, rather than divine inconsistencies...
A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
In time, all great masterpieces turn into shameless creatures who laugh at their creators.
Keep an eye on your responses. Strong responses are about you more than them.
Sometimes when you innovate, you make mistakes. It is best to admit them quickly, and get on with improving your other innovations.
Even so have I given the womb of the earth to those that be sown in it in their times.