Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? I miss that.
Comedy is tragedy plus time.
Funny is funny. I dare anyone to look at Tim Conway and Harvey Korman doing the dentist sketch, which is more than 40 years old, and not scream with laughter.
I do the 'New York Times' crossword puzzle every morning to keep the old grey matter ticking.
We don't stop going to school when we graduate.
Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.
My interesting diet tips are eat early and don't nosh between meals. I mean, I can pack it away.
I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I wish my grandmother had done the same. I wanted my girls to know me.
It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team's lawyers.
I'm glad I was born when I was. My time was the golden age of variety. If I were starting out again now, maybe things would happen for me, but it certainly would not be on a variety show with 28 music...
My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second run.
My grandmother and I would go see movies, and we'd come back to the apartment - we had a one-room apartment in Hollywood - and I would kind of lock myself in this little dressing room area with a crac...
You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can survive it. That's an education in itself.
I loved the Kennedy Center Honors because you just sit there, smile, wave, and cry.
Celebrity was a long time in coming it will go away. Everything goes away.
When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.
Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.
I have always grown from my problems and challenges from the things that don't work out. That's when I've really learned.
I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh.
Everybody I know who is funny, it's in them. You can teach timing, or some people are able to tell a joke, though I don't like to tell jokes. But I think you have to be born with a sense of humor and...