The thing is, when you start smoking, you think you’ve bought a fun baby dragon. You think you’ve charmed a fabulous beast, as your toy, that will impress all that see it. And then, twenty years later...
The reason they don't ask me when they're having kids, of course, is because men can, pretty much, carry on a normal life once they've had a baby.
The mouth is the heart of the face,
The actual handbag is neither here nor there-- it's what you keep in it that's the most important thing.
That Girl Power has been the sole rival to the word feminism in the last 50 years is a cause for much sorrow on behalf of the women. After all, P. Diddy has had four different names, and he’s just one...
So here is the quick way of working out if you’re a feminist. Put your hand in your pants.
Sem o feminismo, você não teria permissão para debater o lugar da mulher na sociedade. Você estaria ocupada demais dando à luz no chão da cozinha — mordendo uma colher de pau para não atrapalhar o car...
Se deseja que algo seja feito, peça a uma mulher ocupada.
Quanto mais as mulheres argumentam, em voz alta, contra o feminismo, mais elas provam que ele existe e que elas se aproveitam dos privilégios conquistados a duras penas.
Poor people can write. It’s one of the few things poverty, and lack
Personally, I find the idea that women are supposed to love shopping bizarre - nearly every woman I know wants to cry after 45 minutes of trawling the high street looking for a shirt and hits the gin...
Pero si tiene que haber una quinta ola de feminismo, espero que se distinga de todas las anteriores por que las mujeres se enfrenten a las dificultades, la desconexión y las tonterías de ser una mujer...
Now that I know how birth works-now that I've been talked through labor by that quiet-voiced woman-I feel I've finally been told what my task is. It's simple-so simple I'm amazed I didn't know it befo...
No puedo creer que hayamos llegado a un punto en el que nos cuesta dinero tener un coño. Nos están obligando a pagar por el cuidado y mantenimiento de nuestra entrepierna como si se tratara de un jard...
No one has ever claimed for a moment that childless men have missed out on a vital aspect of their existence, and were the poorer and crippled by it. Da Vinci, Van Gogh, Newton, Faraday, Plato, Aquina...
Ninguém jamais alegou, nem por um instante, que homens sem filhos deixaram passar em branco algum aspecto vital de sua existência e que por isso ficaram mais pobres e aleijados.
Nem vagyok sem nőpárti, sem férfiellenes. Én mind a hatmilliárd pártján vagyok.
Nekem személy szerint pinám van. Néha bula vagy muff, de általában csak pina. A pina rendes, ősi, történelmi eredetű, erős szó. Tetszik, hogy egyben a legerőteljesebb szitokszó is. Igen. Ennyire erős,...
Jaj, istenem. Egyszerűen gőzöm sincs. Gőzöm sincs, hogyan lesz belőlem valaha is nő.
It was all the other stuff that was the surprise. Here’s the amazing thing about sex: you get a whole person to yourself, for the first time since you were a baby. Someone who is looking at you—just y...