As much as it hurts, I would rather miss someone than hit someone.
Some people put up a peace sign with one hand. Some people put up the middle finger instead. I use two hands and put up both.
Individuality or Unity? I say there's room for both.
I watch what I eat every day. I mean, who actually eats with their eyes closed?
Just because you're scarred for life doesn't mean you should be scared to live.
I'll take a redrum with a rellik please.
What's love if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get back once lost? What's hate if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get rid of once found?
I wish my nose would blow me for once.
A government full of Democrats would rather have you be a Republican, and a government full of Republicans would rather have you be a Democrat, than have you oppose both.
Technology forced me to divorce a pixie and remarry a pixel.