I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don't they just print our money with a return address on it?
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
I do benefits for all religions. ... I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands