Oh lovely snowball, packed with care, smack a head that's unaware! Then with freezing ice to spare, melt and soak through underwear! Fly straight and true, hit hard and square! This, oh snowball, is m...
Now what state do you live in?''Denial.
It's a funny world, Hobbes.True.But it's not a hilarious world.…unless you like sick humour.The world is probably funnier to people who don't live here.
I wonder where we go when we die?
Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a 'possum stuck in your collar?
Dad says that the anticipation of having something is often more fun than actually having it - Calvin
Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE!Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you're over here like this?Calvin:...I don't think Jane EVER said that to Tarzan.
Calvin: Know what I pray for?Hobbes: What?Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference.
CALVIN:This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn't make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery?If the guy exists why doesn't he ever show himself and prove it?And if he doesn't exist what's the...
But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!
At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you'll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new ideas on your own.
HOBBES:If you don't get a goodnight kiss you get Kafka dreams.
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.
You are demoted from First Tiger to bulk rate.
Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.
This is where dad burried the little raccoon.I don't even know he existed a few days ago and now he's gone forever. It's like I found him for no reason. I had to say good-bye as soon as I said hello.S...
I don't think I'd have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if I'd known the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed.
How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food and beer conglomerates. Who'd have ever guessed product consumption, popular entertainment and spirituality would mix so...
Every time I've built character, I've regretted it.
BE CAREFUL, OR BE ROADKILL!