Blustery cold days should be spend propped up in bed with a mug of hot chocolate and a pile of comic books.
CALVIN:As usual goodness hardly puts up a fight.
When you look into infinity, you realize there are more important things than what people do all day.
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That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
S...For Stupendous!T...For Tiger, ferocity of!U...For Underwear, Red!P...For Power, Incredible!E...For excellent physique!N...For...Um...Something..Hm, well, I'll come back to that...D...For Determina...
If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.
Calvin: Today at school, I tried to decide whether to cheat on my test or not. I wondered, is it better to do the right thing and fail ... or is it better to do the wrong thing and succeed? On the one...
[Calvin, who has the chicken pox, calls Susie on the telephone.] Susie: Hello? Calvin: Hi, Susie! It's me, Calvin! I was wondering if you'd like to come over and play. Susie: Why, sure! Boy, I don't t...
Wow, it really snowed last night! Isn't it wonderful? Everything familiar has disappeared! The world looks brand new!A new year ... a fresh, clean start! It's like having a big white sheet of paper to...
The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink COW milk?? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, 'I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these t...
Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE!Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you're over here like this?Calvin:...I don't think Jane EVER said that to Tarzan.
Calvin: Know what I pray for?Hobbes: What?Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference.
Calvin: I used to hate writing assignments, but now I enjoy them. I realized that the purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice,...
But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!
To invent your own life's meaning is not easy, but it's still allowed, and I think you'll be happier for the trouble.
People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.
Oh lovely snowball, packed with care, smack a head that's unaware! Then with freezing ice to spare, melt and soak through underwear! Fly straight and true, hit hard and square! This, oh snowball, is m...
It's a funny world, Hobbes.True.But it's not a hilarious world.…unless you like sick humour.The world is probably funnier to people who don't live here.