Reality continues to ruin my life.
I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
Calvin: Today at school, I tried to decide whether to cheat on my test or not. I wondered, is it better to do the right thing and fail ... or is it better to do the wrong thing and succeed? On the one...
Calvin: Somewhere in Communist Russia I'll bet there's a little boy who has never known anything but censorship and oppression. But maybe he's heard of America, and he dreams of living in this land of...
Calvin: I'm a genius. I can't believe how smart I am....I've got more brains than I know what to do with.Hobbes: So I've noticed.
[Calvin, who has the chicken pox, calls Susie on the telephone.] Susie: Hello? Calvin: Hi, Susie! It's me, Calvin! I was wondering if you'd like to come over and play. Susie: Why, sure! Boy, I don't t...
To invent your own life's meaning is not easy, but it's still allowed, and I think you'll be happier for the trouble.
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.
Wow, it really snowed last night! Isn't it wonderful? Everything familiar has disappeared! The world looks brand new!A new year ... a fresh, clean start! It's like having a big white sheet of paper to...
The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink COW milk?? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, 'I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these t...
People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.
My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.
I'm leaking brain lubricant.
Calvin: I used to hate writing assignments, but now I enjoy them. I realized that the purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice,...
There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
When you look into infinity, you realize there are more important things than what people do all day.
Watcha doin'?Looking for frogs.