I liked things better when I didn't understand them.
That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
The center snaps the ball to the quarterback!No he doesn't!He doesn't?NO! Secretly, he's the quarterback for the other team! He keeps the ball!A traitor!Calvin breaks for the goal.Wheeee! He's at the...
Susie: Hi Calvin! Aren't you excited about going to school? Look at all these great school supplies I got! I love having new notebooks and stuff!Calvin:All I've got to say is they're not making me lea...
People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
I suppose if we couldn't laugh at things that don't make sense, we couldn't react to a lot of life.
Blustery cold days should be spend propped up in bed with a mug of hot chocolate and a pile of comic books.
The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning and inhibit clarity.
I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep my expectations.
HOBBES:Virtue needs some cheaper thrills.
Reading goes faster if you don't sweat comprehension.
I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.
Hobbes: UGH! something under the bed is drooling.Calvin: Start tying the sheets. We'll go out the window.
Calvin: Look, a dead bird! Hobbes: It must've hit a window. Calvin: Isn't it beautiful? It's so delicate. Sighhh... once it's too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is. You realize that nature i...
Calvin: I'm being educated against my will! My rights are being trampled!Hobbes: Is it a right to remain ignorant?Calvin: I don't know, but I refuse to find out!
But for my own example, I'd never believe one little kid could have so much brains!
So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it.
That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
S...For Stupendous!T...For Tiger, ferocity of!U...For Underwear, Red!P...For Power, Incredible!E...For excellent physique!N...For...Um...Something..Hm, well, I'll come back to that...D...For Determina...