The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that's even worse
Since September it's just gotten colder and colder. There's less daylight now, I've noticed too.This can only mean one thing - the sun is going out.In a few more months the Earth will be a dark and li...
My book is called, Shut Up And Stop Whining: How To Do Something With Your Life Besides Think About Yourself.
I wish I had more friends, but people are such jerks. If you can just get most people to leave you alone, you're doing good. If you can find even one person you really like, you're lucky. And if that...
Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray. You realize nothing is as clear as it first appears. Ultim...
Calvin: Life's a lot more fun when you aren't responsible for your actions.
Calvin: If you could wish for anything, what would it be?Hobbes: A big sunny field to be in.Calvin: A STUPID FIELD?! You've got that now! Think BIG! Riches! Power! Pretend you could have ANYTHING!...C...
Verbing weirds language.
Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
Day says the anticipation of having something is often more fun than actually having it.- Calvin
CALVIN:Isn't it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor?When you think about it, it's weird that we have a physiological response to absurdity. We laugh at nonsense. We like it. We think...