I sometimes think,' Merlin said when no more suggestions were offered, 'that I am doomed to live among idiots.
I don't have a lot of patience for stories in which women are rescued by men.
A photograph doesn't gain weight or lose weight, or change from being happy to being sad. It's frozen. You can use it, then recycle it.
If you want to brighten up a person's day.Give them a rainbow.
People who are not blessed with the ability to make others laugh compensate for that by saying (or trying to say) things that are profound.
The real dawah to Islam is the character of a Muslim.
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
The purpose of learning is not to give exams in class and forget about it, but to increase the knowledge until they possess an area of the earth for God almighty
A kiss a day keeps your wife's wrath away.
My very best friend died in a car accident when I was 16 years old. That was the hardest blow emotionally that I have ever had to endure. Suddenly, you realize tomorrow might not come. Now I live by t...