I sometimes think,' Merlin said when no more suggestions were offered, 'that I am doomed to live among idiots.
His room was a sickly dual-tone of crimson and charcoal, like an Untitled Rothko, the colours bleeding into each other horribly and then rather serenely. The overall effect was overwhelmingly unapolog...
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
He who dares not offend cannot be honest.
Kindness is universal. Sometimes being kind allows others to see the goodness in humanity through you. Always be kinder than necessary.
A house is never small or empty, when filled with love.
The day when the fire that we had lit in our minds reaches our hearts, we will start turning every person that we come in contact with into ashes. We become the ghosts that we always feared.
Kids are absolutely starved for positive adult contact.
At least I rescued your poor hot dog.
Plants are more courageous than almost all human beings: an orange tree would rather die than produce lemons, whereas instead of dying the average person would rather be someone they are not.
Ignorance is the greatest slave master in the universe.