There’s nothing like having your girlfriend talk in geological time to make you feel insignificant.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
Don't promote negativity online and expect people to treat you with positivity in person.
The fantastic advances in the field of electronic communication constitute a greater danger to the privacy of the individual.
Art is not about itself but the attention we bring to it.
They took one look at me,And hated my black face.They took one look at me,And decided on my fate.They took one look at me,And forced an unknown fear.They took one look at me,And caused the shed of tea...
The single greatest cause of happiness is gratitude.
Let me tell you the secret that has led me to my goal. My strength lies solely in my tenacity.
At his best, man is the noblest of all animals separated from law and justice he is the worst.
When everyone has a microphone, you can't hear anything. Choose one voice carefully and listen in.
If you caress me one more time, you will melt the butter on my toast.