Bollocks, I thought, or testiculi or possibly testiculos if we were using the accusative.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
Tweet others the way you want to want to be tweeted.
Kindness is universal. Sometimes being kind allows others to see the goodness in humanity through you. Always be kinder than necessary.
He had an answer to almost everything and he retired at an early age.
If you want to brighten up a person's day.Give them a rainbow.
Why wait to forgive and let go only after you have sufficiently wallowed in your despair? Why not forgive and let go now?
More often than not, expecting to lose weight without first losing the diet that made the weight loss necessary is like expecting a pig to be spotless after hosing it down while it was still rolling i...
The problem with a philosophy or a belief is that you soon start changing the facts to fit it.
The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law.
Lord, help us to choose humility over pride. Help us to choose love over our reputation. Help us to choose patience over making a point, and your Word over our feelings. Lord, help us to choose persev...
