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There’s that old joke, I’ve referred to it before, where the guy at the bar asks the girl if she’d fuck him for a million dollars—and she thinks about it and finally replies, Well, I guess for a million dollars, yeah… At which point he quickly offers her a dollar for the same service. Fuck you! she says, declining angrily. You think I’d fuck you for a dollar? What do you think I am? To which the guy says, Well … we’ve already established you’re a whore. Now we’re just haggling over the price.

Anthony Bourdain

There’s that old joke, I’ve referred to it before, where the guy at the bar asks the girl if she’d fuck him for a million dollars—and she thinks about it and finally replies, Well, I guess for a million dollars, yeah… At which point he quickly offers her a dollar for the same service. Fuck you! she says, declining angrily. You think I’d fuck you for a dollar? What do you think I am? To which the guy says, Well … we’ve already established you’re a whore. Now we’re just haggling over the price.

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