Forsake not an old friend for the new is not comparable unto him. A new friend is as new wine: when it is old thou shalt drink it with pleasure.
A Christian could even give thanks for Hell because Hell was a threat and a warning to keep him in the right way.
There is so much good in the worst of us And so much bad in the best of us That it ill behooves any of us To find fault with the rest of us.
A scout is a boy who dresses like a schmuck. A scoutmaster is a schmuck who dresses like a boy.
Faith is verification by the heart confession by the tongue action by the limbs.
Letter home from college boy: "There are 370 boys here - I wish there were 369."
A kindergarten teacher is a woman who knows how to make little things count.
Bumper sticker: My kid beat the heck out of the student of the month.
I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speak the truth and they never believe me.
The devil was sick the devil a monk would be The devil was well the devil a monk was he.
We have left undone those things which we ought to have done and we have done those things which we ought not to have done.
The man who sees both sides of an issue is very likely on the fence or up a tree.
A person's reputation is a mixture of what his friends enemies and relatives say behind his back.
After an eight-hour day workers require three overtime hours to produce two regular hours of results.
If a cluttered desk is an indication of a cluttered mind what is indicated by an empty desk?
A fair price for oil is whatever you can get plus ten to twenty per cent.
To make a long story short . . . there's nothing like having the boss walk in.
Old houses mended Cost little less than new before they're ended.
There are times in everyone's life when something constructive is born out of adversity ... when things seem so bad that you've got to grab your fate by the shoulders and shake it.
The man who has done nothing but wait for his ship to come in has already missed the boat.