Anonymous Quotes

The first step is the hardest.

The best way for a person to have happy thoughts is to count his blessings and not his cash.

You cannot always have happiness but you can always give happiness.

Happiness consists of living each day as if it were the first day of your honeymoon and the last day of your vacation.

To improve your memory lend people money.

History is something that never happened written by a man who wasn't there.

Honour follows those who flee it.

"So you want to become my son-in-law." "Not exactly. I just want to marry your daughter."

Then shall the dust return to the earth as it was and the spirit shall return unto God who gave it.

Thou art weighed in the balances and art found wanting.

Ne'er of the living can the living judge - too blind the affection or too fresh the grudge.

Her figure is harder to ignore than a ringing telephone.

Before criticizing your wife's faults remember that they may have prevented her from getting a better husband.

When you see a married couple coming down the street the one who is two or three steps ahead is the one who's mad.

It's not that I'm too particular. It's just that I'm going to wait for Dr. Right.

I don't like being best man at a wedding 'cause there's no way to prove it.

He loved her for what she was - rich. He worshiped the ground her family struck oil on.

They were married for better or worse. He couldn't have done better and she couldn't have done worse.

He had a great sound system - but he didn't know much about fidelity.

If cold December gave you birth The month of snow and ice and mirth Place on your hand a turquoise blue Success will bless what'er you do.