Have a place for everything and have everything in its place.
With every rising of the sun think of your life as just begun.
This is the beginning of a new day. God has given me this day to use as I will. I can waste it or use it for good but what I do today is important because I am exchanging a day of my life for it! Wh...
The man who invented slow-motion movies got his idea while watching a Scotsman reach for a check in a restaurant.
When you want really big money you usually find yourself talking to people who didn't go to Eton.
A faithful husband is one whose alimony check is always on time.
This is a perfect pair - he's a hypochondriac and she's a pill.
Definition of a bachelor: A man who likes to invite girls over for a Scotch and sofa.
Kindness is the ability to love people more than they deserve.
If you love someone let them go. If they return to you it was meant to be. If they don't their love was never yours to begin with.
You will never know true happiness until you have truly loved and you will never understand what pain really is until you have lost it.
No pleasure without pain.
It is comparison that makes men happy or miserable.
Better be happy than wise.
Being asked one day what was the surest way of remaining happy in this world the Emperor Sigismund of Germany replied: "Only do in health what you have promised to do when you were sick."
His hand will be against every man and every man's hand against him.
Bring down my gray hairs with sorrow to the grave.
When we lose God it is not God who is lost.
Aim at nothing and you'll succeed.
A man is known by the company he keeps.