Friendship admits of differences of character as love does that of sex.
To be content with little is difficult to be content with much impossible.
He who is content in his poverty is wonderfully rich.
When I reprimanded my son for hair like Michael Jackson he said: "I don't see the problem you wear yours like Michael Jordan."
To encourage my little kid to eat I'd sometimes say: "Just pretend it's sand."
It takes about five years for a walnut tree to produce nuts but this is not true of a family tree.
A mistake is not a failure but evidence that someone tried to do something.
Good judgement comes from experience and experience - well that comes from poor judgement.
Bumper sticker: Driver carries no cash - he has a son in college.
You cannot have your cake and eat it.
Conscience is a cur that will let you get past it but that you cannot keep from barking.
The long arm of coincidence.
Ding dong bell Pussy's in the well Who put her in? Little Tommy Green. Who pulled her out? Little Johnny Stout.
Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved die absolute rejection of authority.
I didn't know I'd have to be torn down before I could be built up.
For peace of mind resign as general manager of the universe.
'Mean to' don't pick no cotton.
Bugs Bunny - the perfect employee. Never absent. Never late. Never changes the script. Doesn't have an agent. Never asks for a percent of the profit. Doesn't ask to have his relatives on the payroll.
They say God gives the hardest battles to his strongest soldiers
if you worry about yesterdays moments, you are loosing your moments to live today!!