He has a head that is for rent unfurnished.
The law locks up both man and woman Who steals the goose from off the common But lets the great felon loose Who steals the common from the goose.
If he can remember so many jokes With all the details that mold them Why can't he recall with equal skill All the times he told them!
All husbands are alike but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.
There is one glory of the sun and another glory of the moon and another glory of the stars: for one star differeth from another star in glory.
Good company upon the road is the shortest cut.
A hedge between keeps friendships green.
Resentments are burdens we don't need to carry.
If life is a comedy to him who thinks and a tragedy to him who feels it is a victory to him who believes.
Turn your stumbling blocks into stepping stones.
Bumper sticker: Driver carries no cash - he has a son in college.
He who forecasts all perils will never sail the sea.
Of two evils choose the less.
Courage is the right disposition toward fear.
The trouble with all these other countries is they're all being run by foreigners.
Once my wife gave me a wonderful birthday present. She let me win an argument.
When she told me her age I believed her - why not? she hasn't changed her story for five years.
They say God gives the hardest battles to his strongest soldiers
Be fearlessly authentic.
Say what is true, although it may be bitter and displeasing to people