Friendship admits of differences of character as love does that of sex.
The company makes the feast.
The parting genius is with sighing sent.
Performance releases pressure.
God is no enemy to you. He asks no more than that He hear you call Him "Friend."
Happy is he that chastens himself.
Better be happy than wise.
Hope is putting faith to work when doubting would be easier.
Faith hope and charity-if we had more of the first two we'd need less of the last.
When my wife was asked "Do you take this man for richer or poorer . . ." she answered "For richer."
Little wit in the head makes much work for the feet.
He has a head that is for rent unfurnished.
Cheerfulness is contagious but don't wait to catch it from others. Be a carrier.
Definition of a bachelor: A man who likes to invite girls over for a Scotch and sofa.
My wife divorced me because of illness. She got sick of me.
For their last anniversary she gave him a set of luggage - packed.
When you want really big money you usually find yourself talking to people who didn't go to Eton.
Definition of the upper crust: A bunch of crumbs held together by dough.
The man who invented slow-motion movies got his idea while watching a Scotsman reach for a check in a restaurant.
By evil report and good report.
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