He wasn't one who wanted to look back on his life and say "I wish I spent more time in the office."
He has a head that is for rent unfurnished.
A lawyer must first get on then get honor and then get honest.
When the 30-year-old lawyer died he said to St. Peter "How can you do this to me? - a heart attack at my age? I'm only 30." Replied St. Peter: "When we looked at your total hours billed we figured yo...
If he can remember so many jokes With all the details that mold them Why can't he recall with equal skill All the times he told them!
All husbands are alike but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.
When my wife was asked "Do you take this man for richer or poorer . . ." she answered "For richer."
When you get to the end of your rope tie a knot and hang on.
The past is a foreign country they do things differently there.
I caused the widow's heart to sing for joy.
If you don't place your foot on the rope you'll never cross the chasm.
The company makes the feast.
Keep in mind ... to a dog you are family to a cat you are staff.
Failure is not sweet but it need not be bitter.
When a diplomat says yes he means perhaps when he says perhaps he means no when he says no he is no diplomat.
Earth to earth ashes to ashes dust to dust in sure and certain hope of the resurrection.
Nothing ventured nothing gained.
A small town is usually divided by a railroad a main street two churches and a lot of opinions.
Character is like a tree and reputation like its shadow. The shadow is what we think of it the tree is the real thing.
Combine common sense and the Golden Rule and you will have very little bad luck.