Coffee in England is just toasted milk.
Alimony: the cash surrender value of a husband.
A pessimist is one who feels bad when he feels good for fear he'll feel worse when he feels better.
Peace is not the absence of conflict but the presence of God no matter what the conflict.
I'm moving down here . . . because some of you in the back might not be able to hear my talk . . . and that wouldn't be fair to those who can hear it.
We were worried that our main speaker wouldn't be able to make it tonight. But fortunately due to a hole in the prosecution's case . . .
Time cannot be expanded accumulated mortgaged hastened or retarded.
I'm not there yet but I'm closer than I was yesterday.
We rate ability in men by what they finish not by what they begin.
A winner never quits and a quitter never wins.
Man loves little and often woman much and rarely.
My husband wasn't listening when the doctor asked for "a urine stool and semen sample" . . . so I just told him they wanted his shorts.
Every beginning is hard.
The race is not always to the swift nor the battle to the strong - but that's the way to bet.
A true friend is the best possession.
Good judgment comes from experience and experience comes from poor judgment.
Buy not what you want but what you have need of what you do not want is dear at a farthing.
When Julia Child was asked to what she credited her longevity she replied "Red meat and gin."
Keep doing what you're doing and you'll keep getting what you're getting.
The souls of men are not measured by what they have done, but by what they leave behind.