You see, they hadn’t said a single nice thing to me since I had gotten the makeover,
People and institutions that refuse to admit error eventually discredit themselves.
...I fell asleep and had a dream that a king was liquidated by a group of kind faces...
Nothing amazes me anymore.
I think you have to be cool to be a good flirt, and I don't think I'm very cool.
You make name for yourself when you overcome pain, weakness, laziness and ignorance
More often than not, expecting to lose weight without first losing the diet that made the weight loss necessary is like expecting a pig to be spotless after hosing it down while it was still rolling i...
Few companies that installed computers to reduce the employment of clerks have realized their expectations... They now need more, and more expensive clerks even though they call them 'operators' or 'p...
Real power, is the power that empowers without corruption
When a blind man says, 'God is good,' this should be an eye-opener to those who can see.
The missing link between humans and apes? It's certainly those brutes who haven't yet learned to respect privacy.