You think I can't get it up anymore, maybe? Lemme tell you, you eat enough garlic and it stands up every time.
It's really kind of cool to have solar panels on your roof.
You may delay, but time will not.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
Only love interests me, and I am only in contact with things that revolve around love.
I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.
My only career goal is to be an halloween icon.
Change is inevitable. Progression is a choice. We all move, but are you going to move forward?
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Is that you giggling away to glory?Or is that just the flowers mingling with the bees and telling their story?
One idiot is one idiot. Two idiots are two idiots. Ten thousand idiots are a political party.