Al Franken Quote

There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.

Plants are more courageous than almost all human beings: an orange tree would rather die than produce lemons, whereas instead of dying the average person would rather be someone they are not.

The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law.

There are 2 kinds of fighters: those who fight because they hate, and those who fight because they love.

A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others.

Anger is never without a reason, but seldom with a good one.

Hide yourself in God, so when a man wants to find you he will have to go there first.

Yesterday i was clever so i took the glory for me. Today HE makes me wise so i give the glory to HIM.

By drinking, a boy acts like a man. After drinking, many a man acts like a boy.

They'll say you are bador perhaps you are mador at least you should stay undercover.Your mind must be bareif you would dareto think you can love more than one lover.