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I want to do it too! (sitting motionless)Nudge: Nope, you stand out like a fart in a church.Max: (muttering) Appropriately enough.Iggy: What about me? (stands still)Max: No, you're visible.Iggy: Am no...

James Patterson

I want to do it too! (sitting motionless)Nudge: Nope, you stand out like a fart in a church.Max: (muttering) Appropriately enough.Iggy: What about me? (stands still)Max: No, you're visible.Iggy: Am no...

James Patterson

Tags: humor, nudge, iggy, max, gazzy, invisibility, maxride

Houses built on bridges are scandals. A bridge wants to not be. If it could choose its shape, a bridge would be no shape, an unspace to link One-place-town to Another-place-town over a river or a road...

China Mieville

Houses built on bridges are scandals. A bridge wants to not be. If it could choose its shape, a bridge would be no shape, an unspace to link One-place-town to Another-place-town over a river or a road...

China Mieville

Tags: failure, bridges, dream, shape, road, arrogance, river, bridge, continent, island

Gary. Gregori drawled the name slowly and sat back in his chair, totally relaxed. He looked like a sprawling tiger, dangerous and untamed. Tell us about yourself. I work a lot. I’m not married. I’m re...

Christine Feehan

Gary. Gregori drawled the name slowly and sat back in his chair, totally relaxed. He looked like a sprawling tiger, dangerous and untamed. Tell us about yourself. I work a lot. I’m not married. I’m re...

Christine Feehan

Tags: gary, gregori and savannah

Da. This is going very well already.Thomas barked out a laugh. There are seven of us against the Red King and his thirteen most powerful nobles, and it's going well?Mouse sneezed.Eight, Thomas correct...

Jim Butcher

Da. This is going very well already.Thomas barked out a laugh. There are seven of us against the Red King and his thirteen most powerful nobles, and it's going well?Mouse sneezed.Eight, Thomas correct...

Jim Butcher

Tags: humor, harry dresden, mouse, molly carpenter, karrin murphy, thomas raith, leanansidhe, sanya

Captain Smek himself appeared on television for an official speech to humankind. [...] 'Noble Savages of Earth,' he said. 'Long time we have tried to live together in peace.' (It had been five months....

Adam Rex

Captain Smek himself appeared on television for an official speech to humankind. [...] 'Noble Savages of Earth,' he said. 'Long time we have tried to live together in peace.' (It had been five months....

Adam Rex

Tags: humor, irony, usa, parody, reservations, native americans, invasion

Being self-owned is a state of mind.

Nassim Nicholas Taleb

Being self-owned is a state of mind.

Nassim Nicholas Taleb

Tags: materialism, discipleship, distraction

Begging for help never gets you any.

George R.R. Martin

Begging for help never gets you any.

George R.R. Martin

Tags: help, begging, beg

As we walk back, it feels like the city is engulfing us. Adrenalin still pours through our veins. Sparks flow through to our fingers. We've still been running in the mornings, but the city's different...

Markus Zusak

As we walk back, it feels like the city is engulfing us. Adrenalin still pours through our veins. Sparks flow through to our fingers. We've still been running in the mornings, but the city's different...

Markus Zusak

Tags: hope, morning, running, walk, sunshine, city, evening, dies, sparks, fingers

You may seek out a partner who psychologically resembles your mother and found that you have walked right back into a difficult relationship. Perhapse you chose to be close to someone who turns out to...

Terri Apter

You may seek out a partner who psychologically resembles your mother and found that you have walked right back into a difficult relationship. Perhapse you chose to be close to someone who turns out to...

Terri Apter

Tags: mother, parents, abusive relationships, abuse recovery

I have achieved an inner freedom.

Dmitri Mendeleev

I have achieved an inner freedom.

Dmitri Mendeleev

Tags: inner, achieved

Why be bothered with other people's set-ups? it only leads to torture.

Bob Dylan

why be bothered with other people's set-ups? it only leads to torture.

Bob Dylan

Tags: poetry, bob dylan, prose, tarantula, 1966

A specialist is a person who knows very much about very little and continues to learn more and more about less and less until eventually he knows practically everything about almost nothing at all.

Anonymous

A specialist is a person who knows very much about very little and continues to learn more and more about less and less until eventually he knows practically everything about almost nothing at all.

Anonymous

Tags: work, professions

Neither a borrower nor a lender be: For loan oft loses both itself and friend And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry.

William Shakespeare

Neither a borrower nor a lender be: For loan oft loses both itself and friend And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry.

William Shakespeare

Tags: money, borrowing

I am an atheist and your cunts cannot change my mind.

M.F. Moonzajer

I am an atheist and your cunts cannot change my mind.

M.F. Moonzajer

Tags: religion, atheist, cunt

When bored of sitting, move! When bored of moving, sit! Balance your life or there will remain neither moving nor sitting in your life but only falling!

Mehmet Murat ildan

When bored of sitting, move! When bored of moving, sit! Balance your life or there will remain neither moving nor sitting in your life but only falling!

Mehmet Murat ildan

Tags: falling, boredom, balance, sitting, bored, balanced life, sit, murat ildan, bored of

Butch hesitated. "Annabeth's okay. You gotta cut her some slack. She had a vision telling her to come here, to find a guy with one shoe. That was supposed to be the answer to her problem.""What Proble...

Rick Riordan

Butch hesitated. "Annabeth's okay. You gotta cut her some slack. She had a vision telling her to come here, to find a guy with one shoe. That was supposed to be the answer to her problem.""What Proble...

Rick Riordan

Tags: percy jackson, annabeth chase, the lost hero, percy jackson and the olympians

They know what they want, but aren't sure how to find it.

James C. Dobson

They know what they want, but aren't sure how to find it.

James C. Dobson

Tags: find, know, how, want, what, they, it, sure, but, aren t

She hated the way roses smelled, their sweetness too fragile. She wanted a garden of evergreens. A garden of stones. A garden of swords.

Keirsten White

She hated the way roses smelled, their sweetness too fragile. She wanted a garden of evergreens. A garden of stones. A garden of swords.

Keirsten White

Tags: flowers, fierce, sweet, swords, smell, sweetness, stones, smells, roses, fragile

If we must tempt to Pleasure, how do we tempt to the least amount of Pleasure? Or better yet, tempt them to its opposite? But how to tempt them to pain.

Geoffrey Wood

If we must tempt to Pleasure, how do we tempt to the least amount of Pleasure? Or better yet, tempt them to its opposite? But how to tempt them to pain.

Geoffrey Wood

Tags: religion, pain, christianity, pleasure, addiction, christian fiction, grimrack

What happened when the Verb asked the noun to conjugate? She said "no-no!", forgot the "o" and decided to become a nun!

Ana Claudia Antunes

What happened when the Verb asked the noun to conjugate? She said "no-no!", forgot the "o" and decided to become a nun!

Ana Claudia Antunes

Tags: humor, joke, humorous, english language, pun, nun, verb, conjugate, noun
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