“ As a rule, theologians know nothing of this world, and far less of the next; but they have the power of stating the most absurd propositions with faces solemn as stupidity touched by fear.It is a part… Robert G. Ingersoll
“ A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it. H.L. Mencken
“ An educated theologian: someone who's better at rationalizing what they're pretending to know. Peter Boghossian
“ In order to get over the ethical difficulties presented by the naive naturalism of many parts of those Scriptures, in the divine authority of which he firmly believed, Philo borrowed from the Stoics (… Thomas Henry Huxley
“ Theologians should study in a seminary and before graduating they should make a visit to heaven and hell after which they should submit their thesis and graduate. Bangambiki Habyarimana
“ If I have put the case of science at all correctly, the reader will have recognised that modern science does much more than demand that it shall be left in undisturbed possession of what the theologia… Karl Pearson
“ You cannot end a theology class without hearing these recurrent words "maybe", "it seems to me", "perhaps", "the unique reason may be that", "my belief on this subject is that", "there are many interp… Bangambiki Habyarimana
“ All Religions have this in common, that they are an outrage to common sense for they are pieced together out of a variety of elements, some of which seem so unworthy, sordid and at odds with man’s rea… Pierre Charron
