“ Artemis hooked the speaker over one ear, adjusting the mike stem so it wound across hismouth.'Foaly? Are you listening?''Are you kidding?' came the reply. 'This is better than human soap operas. Eoin Colfer
“ In order to get the things I want, it helps me to pretend I’m a figure in a daytime drama, a schemer. Soap opera characters make emphatic pronouncements. They ball up their fists and state their goals… David Sedaris
“ Now, it’s undeniably true that male writers (including yours truly) are generally and commercially allowed to write about “girl stuff” without being penalized for doing so. In part this is the same ol… Scott Lynch
“ When a lack of white blood cells exposes the horizon of being, one has to make a choice. To cloister yourself away in a germ-free environment, alive but alone, or to embrace the woman you love and cat… Benson Bruno
“ A soap opera character on the bar TV says, "You killed him, you smothered him with doughnuts!" Another character, another scene--she is sitting in a room with a man and an elderly woman--the leas char… David Byrne
“ If you find it difficult to get along with your boss, try to reason with him and talk through your differences. If that doesn't work, drive him to suicide and take over the company. Anthony Rubino Jr.
