“ Twoflower was a tourist, the first ever seen on the discworld. Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant 'idiot'. Terry Pratchett
“ He’d always felt he had a right to exist as a wizard in the same way that you couldn’t do proper maths without the number 0, which wasn’t a number at all but, if it went away, would leave a lot of lar… Terry Pratchett
“ He'sh mad?Sort of mad. But mad with lots of money.Ah, then he can’t be mad. I've been around; if a man hash lotsh of money he'sh just ecshentric. Terry Pratchett
“ Luck is my middle name," said Rincewind, indistinctly. "Mind you, my first name is Bad. Terry Pratchett
“ It's rude to stare," said the troll. Its mouth opened with a little crest of foam, and shut again in exactly the same way that water closes over a stone. "Is it? Why?" asked Rincewind. How does he hol… Terry Pratchett
“ [Rincewind] drew his sword and, with a smooth overarm throw, completely failed to hit the troll. Terry Pratchett
“ He talks pretty big for a gutter wizard, he muttered.You don't understand at all, said the wizard wearily. I'm so scared of you my spine has turned to jelly, it's just that I'm suffering from an overd… Terry Pratchett
“ Multiple exclamation marks,' he went on, shaking his head, 'are a sure sign of a diseased mind. Terry Pratchett
“ You see," the tourist went on, "you know that thing you do with seaweed?"Bethan, brought up on the Vortex Plains, had only heard of the sea in stories, and had decided she didn't like it. She looked b… Terry Pratchett
“ That's old Twoflower, Rincewind thought. It’s not that he doesn’t appreciate beauty, he just appreciates it in his own way. I mean, if a poet sees a daffodil he stares at it and writes a long poem abo… Terry Pratchett
