“ To all the revolutionaries fighting to throw off the yoke of tyranny around the world: look at British democracy. Is that what you want? Andy Zaltzman
“ Tip to all British tabloids: Do Not Hack Amy Winehouse's Phone. I repeat: Do Not Hack Amy Winehouse's Phone. Jonah Goldberg
“ Nice mix of Tory MPs saying this issue shouldn't be used for petty political pointscoring, & Tory MPs trying to score petty political points. Andy Zaltzman
“ I realise I'm behind on this but Rebekah Brooks was married to Ross Kemp of Gangs fame?! And she assaulted him? That explains so much. Mandy Wiener
