“ Tip to all British tabloids: Do Not Hack Amy Winehouse's Phone. I repeat: Do Not Hack Amy Winehouse's Phone. Jonah Goldberg
“ What is more likely? That tomorrow will be called 'Thursday' or that Maxine Waters will play the race card in her ethics investigation? Jonah Goldberg
“ I think there needs to be a meeting to set an agenda for more meetings about meetings. Jonah Goldberg
“ I am just mystified by these people telling me I would think Obama was doing a great job if his skin contained less melanin. Jonah Goldberg
“ No nation influenced American thinking more profoundly than Germany, W.E.B. DuBois, Charles Beard, Walter Weyl, Richard Ely, Richard Ely, Nicholas Murray Butler, and countless other founders of modern… Jonah Goldberg
“ The government cannot love you, and any politics that works on a different assumption is destined for no good. Jonah Goldberg
“ I don't think twice about picking up my dog's poop, but if another dog's poop is next to it, I think, 'Eww, dog poop! Jonah Goldberg
“ But if the choice is a cool president and 8 or 10 percent unemployment in a declining economy and a country that seems to be going in the wrong direction and structural unemployment for young people a… Jonah Goldberg
“ Our fear of hypocrisy is forcing us to live in a world where gluttons are fine, so long as they champion gluttony. Jonah Goldberg
“ I think as - all in all, it's better to have a cool president than a not cool president. Jonah Goldberg
“ The young activist who recycles Robert F. Kennedy’s line There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why . . . I dream of things that never were, and ask why not? has no idea he’s a w… Jonah Goldberg
“ Given the benefit of hindsight, it’s difficult to understand why anyone doubts the fascist nature of the French Revolution. Few dispute that it was totalitarian, terrorist, nationalist, conspiratorial… Jonah Goldberg
“ Fascism’s success almost always depends on the cooperation of the losers during a time of economic and technological change. The lower-middle classes—the people who have just enough to fear losing it—… Jonah Goldberg
“ [American] liberalism today sees no realm of human life that is beyond political significance, from what you eat to what you smoke to what you say. Jonah Goldberg
“ …The story of the Pledge of Allegiance and its National Socialist roots is a fascinating one. Dr. Rex Curry, a passionate libertarian, has made the issue his white whale. Jonah Goldberg
“ If there is ever a fascist takeover in America, it will come not in the form of storm troopers kicking down doors but with lawyers and social workers saying. "I'm from the government and I'm here to h… Jonah Goldberg
“ Nationalism and socialism as actually lived and applied in the 20th century are the same thing (and in the 18th and 19th century, nationalism was often a force for classical liberalism!). It’s all a k… Jonah Goldberg
“ Hence the great irony: Hayek, one of the greatest champions of individual liberty and economic freedom the world has ever known, believed that knowledge was communal. Dewey, the champion of socialism… Jonah Goldberg
