“ I've been thinking. You'd better be my bridesmaid, since you gave me the idea that led to this whole farce. It's a horrible job, I'm sure, so you deserve it. Plus, you're my friend. Will you do it? Jayne Bauling
“ It is an undisputed truth of the modern age that there are now only two kinds of people in the world: people who call and people who text. Lindsey Kelk
“ Getting married means you've won, and I hate thinking like that, I do, but let's be honest, that's just how it is. Until you're married, you're a loser, NO MATTER HOW GREAT YOU ARE AT EVERYTHING ELSE.… Lindsey Kelk
