I've been thinking. You'd better be my bridesmaid, since you gave me the idea that led to this whole farce. It's a horrible job, I'm sure, so you deserve it. Plus, you're my friend. Will you do it?
It is an undisputed truth of the modern age that there are now only two kinds of people in the world: people who call and people who text.
(n.) A female friend who attends on a bride at her wedding.
But sometimes there's a difference between being needed and being taken advantage of.
Getting married means you've won, and I hate thinking like that, I do, but let's be honest, that's just how it is. Until you're married, you're a loser, NO MATTER HOW GREAT YOU ARE AT EVERYTHING ELSE....
