“ When true love broke my heart in half,I took the whiskey from the shelf,And told my neighbors when to laugh.I keep a dog, and bark myself. Theodore Roethke
“ Every time a stupid politician says something stupid, you don’t have to reply to him, because it is nonsense to shoo every barking dog away! Mehmet Murat ildan
“ If Jarod Kintz was a cat, he'd stalk people silently and deadly. Right now, all he does is bark at them for no good reason, like all the good people do. Will Advise
“ Neighbours complaining about someone’s dog making an awful racket. You could hardly blame the poor beast, its owner had died in her bed at least a fortnight before and there hadn’t been much left of t… James Oswald
