“ Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals. Oliver Oliver Reed
“ Yo Mama’s so poor, when I lit her house on fire, the cockroaches came out singing, “Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got some heat! Oliver Oliver Reed
“ Yo Mama’s so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye. Oliver Oliver Reed
“ Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her. Oliver Oliver Reed
