I feel the need to endanger myself every so often.
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
A lifetime of training for just ten seconds.
Many baseball fans look upon an umpire as a sort of necessary evil to the luxury of baseball, like the odor that follows an automobile.
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game.
Where I came from, sports were the only way to get out front.
I'm sort of like a lame, single guy in a red sports car.
The best kids are going to become the best. But the best thing about it is that you're going to learn lessons in playing those sports about winning and losing and teamwork and teammates and arguments...
We old athletes carry the disfigurements and markings of contests remembered only by us and no one else. Nothing is more lost than a forgotten game.
I'm a big sports fan in general.
The strength of the team is each individual member. The strength of each member is the team.
That's the biggest gap in sports, the difference between the winner and the loser of the Super Bowl.
Gray skies are just clouds passing over.
Well, I'm not a big sports fan.
What's unfortunate about buying a pitcher for $12 million is that he carries no warranty.
Be fair. Play hard.
You cannot mix sports with politics.
Sport should be in your Blood/Veins, Not in the Joints or Bones
So they left the subject and played croquet, which is a very good game for people who are annoyed with one another, giving many opportunities for venting rancor.