Mothers,lock up your daughters, then lock up your maidservants, then lock up yourselves. Lord Montgomery is on the prowl
Magnus stood up and went to the window. He pushed the curtain back, letting in just enough light to silhouette his hawklike profile. Blood, he said, half to himself. I had a dream two nights ago. I sa...
Jordan doesn't really care about the blood, Simon said now. His whole thing is about me being comfortable with what I am. Get in touch with your inner vampire, blah, blah.Clary slid in next to him ont...
Because', she said, 'your problems are not real problems. You're dating two beautiful girls at once. Think about it. That's like...having rock-star problems.''Having rock-star problems may be the clos...
What have you done to my cat? Magnus demanded... You drank his blood, didn't you? You said you weren't hungry!Simon was indignant. I did not drink his blood. He's fine! He poked the Chairman in the st...
Simon?Yeah?Can you tell me a story?He blinked. What kind of story?Something where the good guys win and the bad guys lose. A nd stay dead.So, like a fairy tale? he said. He racked his brain. He knew o...
Simon! Clary shouted, and seized his arm. What? Simon looked alarmed.I'm not really sleeping with your mom, you know. I was just trying to get your attention. Not that your mom isn't a very attractive...
They had just showed up, Amatis had said. Which meant Simon had spent the night at Isabelle's. She stared at him. He didn't any different.
I don't have a reason to lie to you. Not now.' Jace's gaze remained steady. 'And quit baring your fangs at me. It's making me nervous.''Good,' Simon said. 'If you want to know why it's because you sme...
Pretty soon the only people left without a girlfriend will be me and Wendell the school janitor, and he smells like windex.At least you know he's still available.
One for sorrow, two for mirth, three for a wedding, four for a birth, five for silver, six for gold, seven for a secret that's never been told. ~ Simon
I hope you told him you were bitten by a gay spider.
Hey, said Jace. who was sitting on an overturned speaker, looking at his cellphone, do you want to see a photo of Alec and Magnus in Berlin?Not really, said Simon. Magnus is wearing lederhosen.And yet...
What's this?That's a mango. Simon stared at Jace. Sometimes it really is like Shadowhunters were from an alien planet. I don't think I've seen one of those that wasn't already cut up, Jace mused. I li...
What would you give someone who likes to play the piano?A piano.Simon.A really huge metronome that could also double as a weapon?
We? Simon looked at him in disbelief. Are you ever going home?What, bored with my company already? Let me ask you something, Simon said. Do you find me fascinating to be around?What was that? Jace sa...
The dark prince sat astride his black steed, his sable cape flowing behind him. A golden circlet bound his blond locks, his handsome face was cold with the rage of battle, and...And his arm looked lik...
Medium clever, Simon acknowledged. Like a cross between George Clooney in Ocean’s Eleven and those MythBusters guys, but, you know, better-looking.I’m always so glad I have no idea what you’re vacantl...
I've noticed the Fair Folk often say 'perhaps' when there is a truth they want to hide, Clary said. It keeps you from having to give a straight answer.Perhaps so, said the Queen with an amused smile.'...
Come on guys, you cant fight like this forever""Actually," Simon said, raising his hand,"I can".Jace made a weird noise and I realized he was trying not to laugh-which by the way, wasn't working.