It was safe to assume he'd not only read the play but then re-read it, cross-referenced the annotations, and probably joined an online chat group called Buds of the Bard or something equally nerdy
I think you inhaled too much lead from those scantron sheets
Cole, for Christ's sake, will you stop staring at me like I'm beefcake of the month?
Lusty blacksmiths and naughty princesses. Now that's scary
What? Quinn's one of them? I just thought he was an a*shole!