“ ...So we passed, handcuffed and in silence, through the streets of Washington, through the Captial of a nation, whose theory of government, we are told, rests on the foundation of man's inalienable ri… Solomon Northup
“ Rest assured you make perfectly good nonsense. I understand you one-hundred-percent not at all. Richelle E. Goodrich
“ I bet she thought she was getting into a fight with a vanilla wafer on roller skates but little did she know she was getting into a fight with a spider sandwich. Andrea Portes
“ The Gay' is not infectious, the world is not coming to an end, and people are happy. Gosh, how about that. Kelley York
“ Optimism: That effervescent, blindingly- bright, perky, chipper, twittering quality you want to squash out of annoying people. Richelle E. Goodrich
“ You're just Little Miss Optimist, aren't you? Do you come with accessories, like a glass half full and lemons to make into lemonade, too? Rachel Caine
“ It is a futile and ridiculous struggle—but then... it is human nature, I suppose, to be futile and ridiculous. Rafael Sabatini
“ But the people only talked about how ugly her face looked. No one even bothered to mention what a sweet, kindhearted girl she was. Now, don’t be amazed! That is just the nature of humans, to notice th… Janaki Sooriyarachchi
“ Being skilled in Catsism is like being a ninja only deadlier and not so silent. The only bad thing is the sickening grammar you have to use. Will Advise
“ Got anything to eat?" I asked."You know where the gas station is," said my incredibly nurturing and maternal mother. Susan Juby
“ What, everyone you know has been kidnapped by pirates and forced to chop octopus in a kitchen that smells like a whale's stomach?""Quite a lot of them, yes," said Trudi, who appeared to be one of thos… Claire Fayers
“ It's easy to make women happier and busier. How? Buy her a talking mirror beside bitching it has to be programmed to say, "You are looking very beautiful and slimmer," at precisely every hour. Megha Khare
“ It was Nathaniel's boundless capacity for stating the obvious that made him so charmingly human. Jonathan Stroud
“ Sometimes when I have the feeling like I’m almost crying, it can turn into an almost-laughing feeling. R.J. Palacio
“ You know," Cecily said, "you really didn't have to throw that man through the window.""He wasn't a man," Gabriel said, scowling. "He was an Unseelie Court faerie. One of the nasty ones.""Is that why y… Cassandra Clare
“ Sarcasm is a manifestation of anger, and anger can make you the puppet of your opponents. Wayne Gerard Trotman
