“ And it’s Johnson, Johnson with the Quaffle, what a player that girl is, I’ve been saying it for years but she still won’t go out with me —''JORDAN!' yelled Professor McGonagall.'Just a fun fact, Profe… J.K. Rowling
“ Er — have the Bludgers ever killed anyone? Harry asked, hoping he sounded offhand.Never at Hogwarts. We’ve had a couple of broken jaws but nothing worse than that. You don’t have to worry about the Qu… J.K. Rowling
“ Bad news, Harry. I've just been to see Professor McGonagall about the Firebolt. She – er, got a bit shirty with me. Told me I'd got my priorities wrong. Seemed to think I cared more about winning the… J.K. Rowling
“ Warrington’s aim’s so pathetic I’d be more worried if he was aiming for the person next to me. J.K. Rowling
“ Madam Pince, our librarian, tells me that it is 'pawed about, dribbled on, and generally maltreated' nearly everyday - a high compliment for any book. J.K. Rowling
“ Okay, I've only just found out the final lineup for Slytherin, said Angelina, consulting a piece of parchment. Last year's Beaters, Derrick and Bole, have left now, but it looks as though Montague's r… J.K. Rowling
“ I'm sitting in the bleachers, watching longingly as all the boys and umbumped girls in my Personal Health and Fitness class play Muggle Quidditch. I don't even like the game very much, I think it's si… Megan McCafferty
“ Zen cuts straight through the Quidditch match in progress and almost gets taken down by a Beater hurling a Nerf quaffle right at his machopartes. Megan McCafferty
