“ If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. Alfred North Whitehead
“ Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want. Joseph Wood Krutch
“ No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does. Christopher Morley
“ I'm looking more like my dogs every day - it must be the shaggy fringe and the ears. Christine McVie
“ I talk to him when I'm lonesome like; and I'm sure he understands. When he looks at me so attentively, and gently licks my hands; then he rubs his nose on my tailored clothes, but I never say naught t… W. Dayton Wedgefarth
“ Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many different ailments, but I have never heard of one who suffered from insomnia. Joseph Wood Krutch
“ I try not to wear anything I have to fidget with - there's nothing worse than wearing something and pulling down the hem and re-adjusting the top. My pet hate is when girls wear those strapless dresse… Sophie Ellis-Bextor
“ I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days. Bill Dana
