I could stay living in this city if they just installed Blaupunkts in the cabs.
What do you think I do? And frisky too.A model? She shrugs. An actor?No, I say. Flattering, but no.Well?I’m into, oh, murders and executions mostly. It depends. I shrug.Do you like it? she asks, unfaz...
Why not? Give me one good reason why we shouldn't get married.Because trying to fuck you is like trying to french-kiss a very.... small and... lively gerbil? With braces?
You don't know what torture is. You don't know what you're talking about. You really don't know what you're talking about.