Top Pageant Quotes

I accidentally entered a youth pageant when I was 14. That's like a beauty pageant, but without the beauty. It was terrible.

Bitches will take your ass down if you try to publish that. Peace out.

Pageant Definition

(n.) A theatrical exhibition; a spectacle.

(n.) An elaborate exhibition devised for the entertainmeut of a distinguished personage, or of the public; a show, spectacle, or display.

(a.) Of the nature of a pageant; spectacular.

(v. t.) To exhibit in show; to represent; to mimic.

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