Let our New Year's resolution be this: we will be there for one another as fellow members of humanity, in the finest sense of the word.
If you want an interesting party sometime, combine cocktails and a fresh box of crayons for everyone.
Going to a party, for me, is as much a learning experience as, you know, sitting in a lecture.
Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
Resolution One: I will live for God. Resolution Two: If no one else does, I still will.
Celebrate what you want to see more of.
I like to go to parties where I know everyone. How are you going to have fun with people you don't know?
Accept what people offer. Drink their milkshakes. Take their love.
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
Your success and happiness lies in you. Resolve to keep happy, and your joy and you shall form an invincible host against difficulties.
At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely.
I don't even drink! I can't stand the taste of alcohol. Every New Year's Eve I try one drink and every time it makes me feel sick. So I don't touch booze - I'm always the designated driver.
Character is the ability to carry out a good resolution long after the excitement of the moment has passed.
I have no way of knowing how people really feel, but the vast majority of those I meet couldn't be nicer. Every once in a while someone barks at me. My New Year's resolution is not to bark back.
New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult.