“ Wherever he found his speech growing too modern -- which was about every sentence or two -- he ladled in a few such Scriptural phrases as "exceeding sore," "and it came to pass," etc., and made things… Mark Twain
“ No alien land in all the world has any deep strong charm for me but one, no other land could so longingly and so beseechingly haunt me, sleeping and waking, through half a lifetime, as that one has do… John Richard Stephens
“ Even the ugliest person's cellulite is more attractive than the most beautiful supermodel's lower intestine.' I'd put that on a T-shirt but probably Mark Twain already said it. Jenny Lawson
“ The signs of excessive indulgence in this destructive pastime are easily detectable. They are these: A disposition to eat, to drink, to smoke, to meet together convivially, to laugh, to joke, and tell… Mark Twain
“ Ours is a terrible religion. The fleets of the world could swim in spacious comfort in the innocent blood it has spilt. Mark Twain
“ Looking' his last' upon the scene of his former joys and his later sufferings, and wishing 'she' could see him now, abroad on the wild sea, facing peril and death with a dauntless heart, going to his… Mark Twain
“ ...why is my cat a Muse? the cat has the rare grace of never saying a word too much― Mark Twain ...that's why ... John Geddes
