“ I was baptized alongside my mother when I was 8 years old. Since then, I have tried to walk a Christian life. And now that I'm getting older, I realized that I'm walking even closer with my God. Andy Griffith
“ Love knows how to form itself. God will do his work if we do ours. Our job is to prepare ourselves for love. When we do, love finds us every time. Marianne Williamson
“ Children are God's Apostles, sent forth, day by day, to preach of love, and hope, and peace. James Russell Lowell
“ Most sermons sound to me like commercials - but I can't make out whether God is the Sponsor or the Product. Mignon McLaughlin
“ An apology for the devil: it must be remembered that we have heard one side of the case. God has written all the books. Samuel Butler
“ Worry - a God, invisible but omnipotent. It steals the bloom from the cheek and lightness from the pulse it takes away the appetite, and turns the hair gray. Benjamin Disraeli
“ God forbid you be an ugly girl, 'course too pretty is also your doom, 'cause everyone harbors a secret hatred for the prettiest girl in the room. Ani DiFranco
“ I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor. Joan Rivers
“ To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains premature today. Isaac Asimov
“ Man is an exception, whatever else he is. If he is not the image of God, then he is a disease of the dust. If it is not true that a divine being fell, then we can only say that one of the animals went… Gilbert K. Chesterton
“ He was an embittered atheist, the sort of atheist who does not so much disbelieve in God as personally dislike Him. George Orwell
“ Forgetfulness - a gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of conscience. Ambrose Bierce
“ Communism has decided against God, against Christ, against the Bible, and against all religion. Billy Graham
“ Mirth is the sweet wine of human life. It should be offered sparkling with zestful life unto God. Henry Ward Beecher
“ There are matters in the Bible, said to be done by the express commandment of God, that are shocking to humanity and to every idea we have of moral justice. Thomas Paine
“ Uncontrolled, the hunger and thirst after God may become an obstacle, cutting off the soul from what it desires. If a man would travel far along the mystic road, he must learn to desire God intensely… Aldous Huxley
“ If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. Woody Allen
“ There is no surprise more magical than the surprise of being loved: It is God's finger on man's shoulder. Charles Morgan
“ I don't mind saying, you know, that I don't take a salary from the church, and God has blessed me with more money than I could imagine from my books. Joel Osteen
