“ I hate missing everything. That's why I want to marry well and be a grand lady. Then I can host all the parties, all the time, and see everything that is going on always. How can you stand not knowing… Gail Carriger
“ After every unladylike action, there must be an equal and opposite reaction. Consider the necessary, analyze the consequences, clean up the mess. Gail Carriger
“ It didn't feel sporting to shoot at a crazy person, even if that person was a vampire who'd agreed to the job. Gail Carriger
“ Great, Alexia thought, I have gone from soul sucker to electrical ground. The epithets just get sweeter and sweeter. Gail Carriger
“ He has been mad for you these many months, ever since you prodded him in the nether regions with a hedgehog. Gail Carriger
“ The Earl of Woolsey was indeed completely nude. He did not seem particularly perturbed by this fact, but Miss Tarabotti felt the sudden need to close her eyes tight and think about asparagus or someth… Gail Carriger
